Insane sentence completion

This note is similar to the “25 Random things about me” that have been so popular lately. In this one, it’s not 25 random things about you.
It is 20 things that you wish were true about yourself. They can be as outrageous as you want, or as crazy. Don’t let the laws of physics or reality get in your way.
For example, these can range from meeting Bigfoot to starring in your own movie, or even winning an Olympic medal. Make your list as fun and insane as you want.
If you get tagged in a note like this, make your own fun list and tag others so that they can do the same.

1. When push comes to shove, I wish it were true that I - could do some Judo to turn things around. :P
2. When I really want something, I wish it were true that I -am a multi-millionare!
3. When I shouldn’t do something, I wish it were true that I -am the rules maker and I can legalize anything lol :)
4. When my friends pressure me, I wish it were true that I -am evil enough to pressure them back and smart enough to talk back
5. When that pervert says hi to me, I wish it were true that I - have that super sharp brass knuckles..
6. When my girl/man looks at me, I wish it were true that I -am not in a bar and neither of us are drunk
7. When I look in the mirror, I wish it were true that I -can talk to the mirror and say, "Mirror2 on the wall, tell me......"
8. When I’m really sad, I wish it were true that I - could have the superpowers to stop it and remove the after-crying marks
9. If I were really rich, I wish it were true that I - ... (I'm rich, what can I say?)
10. If I could take revenge, I wish it were true that I - have MORE than a brass knuckle..
11. When I speak in public, I wish it were true that I -have Obama's charisma and Russell Peter's sense of humor.
12. On my next test, I wish it were true that I -have Einstein besides me :D
13. When I’m at home, I wish it were true that I - have a butler.
14. When I get married, I wish it were true that I - would not celebrate it with white big princess dress, but with white bridal bikini on the beach :D...(why did I chose to get married???)
15. On my next romantic date, I wish it were true that I -know that it is not the wrong step.. -.-
16. Before I get old, I wish it were true that I - am rich enough and have a butler plus someone who I trust to take care of me
17. When I’m depressed, I wish it were true that I -have a good psychiatrist..
18. After the best day, I wish it were true that I -could have a best-er day the next day.
19. For my next holiday, I wish it were true that I - can teleport so I can go anywhere.
20. In a perfect world, I wish it were true that - I have the mind super power to do anything.