what would you rather

1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun?   
leprechaun. coz then I can beat them back

2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week?   
lemon juice..

3. die from drowning or die from being shot?   
none.

4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself?   
get killed myself.

5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn?   
entire watermelon, duh.

6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week?   
ewww none.

7. be blind or deaf?   
none.

8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body?   
LIVE.

9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton?   
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE OH GOD! CMON!

10. be a professional singer or actor?   
singer :)

11. be able to stop time or be invisible?   
Stop time.. def. well actually invisibility is cool too.

12. be a witch or live in the dryer?   
WHAT haha

13. be rich or have no home?   
rich. how can anyone choose no home?

14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3?   
nop

15. have sloth or envy?   
sloth.

16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes?   
purple! :)

17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow?   
TWO HEADED SNAKE!

18. live in California or Cancun?   
cali. now I'm here.

19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies?   
errrrrr none.

20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people?   
none. well I live with 5 now. like shit, internet so slow, and it's always so disturbing.

21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery?   
1200 mile bike ride.