weird questions

Do you abide by the 10 second rule with food?
depends, but on a clean CLEAN floor and for dry food, 5 seconds.

Who is the first person who is in your head in the morning?
my professor, being kinda cranky.

So how 'bout those Yankees?
I don't watch them

Have you ever tripped over your own shoelaces?
kinda.

What is the most disgusting thing you've ever seen?
insects and biology

Have you ever flipped off a police officer?
no

What is your biggest pet peeve?
closing the doors.

Are you keeping any secrets right now?
maybe.

Do you like bubbles?
yes!

Do you have any nervous habits?
bite my nails and shake my legs.

Where is your best friend?
erm, Australia and Indo. and probably somewhere else.

Have you ever done something you swore you'd never do?
Yes

Ever get out of a speeding ticket by crying?
I've never gotten any.

Ever give yourself/someone a dutch oven?
maybe. HAHHAHA dunno

Do you know what a bumpkin is? If so have you ever done it?
yes. as in the person right? so ....???

Have you ever sprayed a drink out of your nose from laughing?
maybe

Have you ever called you new boo ur ex's name?
no. totally not. never did.

Do you watch internet porn?
porn? no.

Have you ever waved at somebody that you thought you knew, only to find out that they were a total stranger?
yeah

Have you ever said yes to an engagement because you felt sorry for the person?
no.

Do you ever get the urge to pinch a lil kids chubby cheeks?
YES!

Would you ever lick the top of a bald mans head to shine it?
EW NO!

How many of your myspace friends have you been intimate with?
I don't use myspace anymore.

Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?
NO! they locked their room and I'm thankful.

When you and your partner have sex do the neighbors need a cigg afterwards?
who?

Have you ever walked outside in below zero weather in your undies?
no. abso not.

Have you ever given or recieved a swirly?
oh My God that's mean

Have you ever gotten in a fist fight with a family member?
uh, kinda?

What is one thing you would never give up?
dignity

What's the largest thing you've ever had thrown at you?
I forgot.

Have you ever made faces at some one behind their back?
yes

Have you ever put straws up your nose to pretend to be a walrus?
no.