just one word

One word ONLY:

You are: crazy!


You like: sushi


What do you like the most about earth: oxygen


Name one friend you would eat for 1,000,000$: none


Would you kill a dog for 1 million dollars: no!


Yes or no:


Live with your parents?
notnowimnot

own YOUR car:
no

Have more than 100$ in your wallet?
doesdebitcount

Seen someone get killed\or die infront of you:
no

Been raped?
errno

have siblings?
yes

Put an x to everything tht is true:
Have you ever…
[x] Fantisized about your teacher? (well. so?)
[] Wanted to kill someone?
[] Stuck your gum under a table
[] told a friend that you were doing something else with your family, even though you had already promised them to do something with them?
[x] said i love you, and actually felt it
[x] called someone a slut
[x] been called a slut
[] faked to be handicap juss to be in those handicap parkings?

you are naturally;
[] Blonde
[x] Brunette
[] red head
[] Other-

Answer these questions:


What should you be doing right now?
homework

Where would you want to be right now?
home

What’s your goal in life?
rich.

would you like to be a taxi driver?
no!

Have you ever spent a whole day on the search of the perfect bumper sticker for your friend?
kinda

Worst memory of school?
bullies

Who’s your worst enemy?
hmm

Whats your worst fear?
insects

ever laughed so hard that you peed?
....no

Have you ever ate and then puked it out on purpose?
iguesssocozthemilkwasbad

ever been so drunk that you felt numb?
no

Ever cut yourself?
kinda

Had gossip written about you on the bathroom wall?
notthatIknowof

Do you like yourself?
ya

Are you conceited?
HAHAHYES

Do you like men, or women?
men!

Has anybody ever thought you were a homo?
no!

Are you a homo?
no..

are you single?
eh

if not, Are you married?
NO!

Are you secretly in love?
eh

Do you have a diary?
ya

Have you ever stayed in the shower for more than 1 hour?
yea

Do you sing in the shower?
yes

Two Facebook Accounts?
hahasorry

Do you own a laptop?
yes

do you own a camera?
yes

been to facebooknotes.net?
yes

How’s the weather?
eh

What season are we?
summer

What would you like to be later on in life?
rich

Had pornstar ever came to your mind?
no!

What sign are you?
pisces

Are you gay-phobic?
alittle

What’s your pet peeve? (something you cant stand?)
doors

If you have to pee and there’s only a sani-vac will you hold it in until home?
erkinda

Do you wear braces?
no

Do you wear glasses?
yes

Favourite song?
Accidentally in love

Song stuck in your head? (not the same song)
pursuit of happiness

Last book you read?
kite runner

Favourite disney princess:
jasmine

Spell your name with your favourite movies:
Scorpion King
Ocean Eleven
Pirates of the Carribean
Hangover
Inception
Alladin

favourite tv show?
How I Met Your Mother

name me your two bestfriends?
Dee and Clara

Have you every used any sex toy?
eh

are you a virgin?
eh

Are you religious?
eh

How old are you?
18..

are you a man?
no

if so, have you hit puberty yet?
-

Do you moan in the shower like in those Herbal Essence commercials?
what?

Ever fallen asleep in the shower?
hahayes

Ever took a piss in the shower?
eh