somes***

people say that I am...
mean. hell yea.

If I got 1 billion dollars...
pray, pay off coachella, get a better apartment, save it for college, buy a freaking white matte mustang.

In traffic, I....
freaking hope I am not driving a manual.

US is a.... country
fat

my ex...
is an ex.

If I'm in front of MJ's graveyard..
wtf am I doing here I'm not even a hardcore fan.

this life is full of..
shit.

There's no other more beautiful place than...
the beach and sunset

whereever you go, you have...
my cell and money.

If tomorrow's judgment day....
shit. shit shit shit I'm buying a fucking car now.

In the mornings, I like to eat...
dreams.

the most boring job in the world?
this shit.

The scariest shit ever:
insects, omg.

natural disasters are....
very natural.

in high school, I am known as...
the crazy weird one.

the quietest times are...
a song, a drawing book and my pencil, and a silent beach with good tea.

I really don't wanna see..
you. HSHAHAH

if someone makes out in front of you..
get a room.

I really want...
a car.

I like my phone, but it's better if I can get...
a new phone.

hot and pretty women laughing their asses off like crazy in front of you. YOu think:
*nods to music with headphones*

a guy with skull T shirt, ripped jeans, smokes, and sits in front of 7-11, I think...
that's what my knife is for

people that try to be cute and childish...
are trying to start a fight with me.

You're walking, and there's a guy in a motorcycle passes you and says "fuck you"
I laugh at him and wait till he crashes.

mom and dad says, "When are you getting married?"
not if you ask that now.

Ryan reynolds comes to your house..
Holy shit is he blind this is not the set.

your BF/GF calls you at midnight..
hey babe wassup...????

tomorrow's apocalypse.
didnt you ask this.