Funny Qs
How old are you/will you be on your golden bday?
.....shudnt it be 50?
Are you the oldest child in your fam?
yep
have you ever eaten the worm?
bleh, yes
have you ever done the walk of shame?
erm, no?
do you ever play hookie from life?
what?
What is the last trick you learned?
erm...hahah it's not to tell?
Why did you have to learn that trick?
random.
Did it work?
yes?
Do you lie for gain?
........hmm
have you ever been wrong and not admitted it?
yeahaha
have you ever been right and not admitted it?
yes ha, maybe.
do you chew your nails?
yep
do you say burp or belch?
blech.
do you have inside animals?
ha?
do you give $ to panhandlers?
...
would you speak up if you saw a fight in public?
erm, I wud probably just continue my life. Since sometimes it's dangerous.
In private?
hah?
Do you think anyone can make art?
yes?
are you a list person?
erm yes
do you believe love conquers all?
hahaha maybe no?
even taboo relationships?
...probably.
can you wiggles your ears?
no
can you wiggle anything else?
I don't have tail. Maybe, tongue???
ever do something you didnt want to just to keep peace?
ye
do you day dream?
oh,yeah. hobby!
do you have a favorite quote from your grandma or pa?
not that I am aware of.
ever act like you dont know your family in public?
hahaha no
have you ever picked someone elses flowers?
erm?
have you ever played in the rain
yes
Live to ride?
..
ride to live?
what?
M/cycle Helmets?
HUH??
CONCEAL AND CARRY PERMIT?
whattf?
If you had to pick a body part to live with out what would it be?
I CANT GAWD.
blood type?
A
ever broken any bones?
no
ever broken any of YOUR bones?
NO!
can you kick the habit?
which?
Do you believe the future is UNKNOWN?
.I guess.
who is your favorite cook?
erm.
Pie or cake?
pie.
beer whiskey or wine?
both?
Do you have a fav number?
7, 27
why?
Just because.
Word association-
I say -Bush you say-
BOO!
I say-Party Liquor you say-
DRUNK!
I say early you say-
sleep tight!
I say truck boat you say-
how the heck?
I say HEY you say-
YO!
I say please you say-
NOW
I say PAH-leeeeez you say
Nuh-oww?
I say G-Love you say-
BABY G!
Do you answer your phone on the first ring?
not really.
Have you ever let Jehovahs Wintnesses inside?
what?
Have you ever been lied to, found out and continued to believe the lie?
urm...what?
If someone offerered you money would you take ?
......is that legal?
Is there a such thing as no strings attached relationship?
well, it's not a relationship, ,but yes
Ever have one?
nap
Are you friends with a former enemy?
hmm
If so, why?
..
Are you enemies with a former friend?
what ahaha I guess
If so why?
I dunno?
Have you ever pierced someones body part for them?
no
Did you wear pleather in the 80’s (for the oldies)?
ha?
Mullet?
no
Do you have pics of either being worn?
what Im not born yet
Can we see those pics?
no I dont have it
Ever play dominos?
yes
Pizza-You like red, pesto or NO sauce?
...
Ever kill a deer?
ew no!
With a car?
what no
With a gun?
what ew
Ever make homemade sausage?
...no?
Home of the double decker pizza is..?
what?
scariest place in the world?
.....erm.
salt or pepper?
both?
salt or Pepa?
what?
Ever lost your groove?
......GROOVE?
ever get it back?
...wtf
how?
seriously??

